Puppies grow into dogs that get old and DIE!
Josie McCoy
What are you gonna do? Kill me with the guitar?
Josie McCoy
That's great. Even our manager wants to listen to another band.
Valerie Brown
The walls are mushy!
Melody Valentine
Carson says he's gonna kill me!
Melody Valentine
That's Mr. Moviefone. He does all our subliminal messages.
Fiona
Conform! Free will is overrated! Jump on the bandwagon!
Mr. Moviefone
There is no such place as Area 51!
Mr. Moviefone
You should have a solo career! You could have your own prime-time TV series! We could call it Josie, and run it right after Will and Grace!
Mr. Moviefone
Oh my God! That's Mr. Moviefone! How did you get him to put that on there? You slept with him!
Alexandra Cabot
Dum-dum-dum!! Ooh, brainwashing! Ooh, help! We're being brainwashed! Diet Coke's the new Pepsi One!
Alexandra Cabot
I just want to touch them! I don't care which one! I don't care where!
Female Dujour fan
I got all their trading cards and all their CDs, and all my gear is from their clothing line, Dujour Couture. I mean I straight up love 'em, only, you know, like brothers.
Male Dujour fan
We have just received a confirmed report that the members of pop sensation Dujour disappeared in their private jet today, vanishing from radar 40 miles east of the town of Riverdale. Authorities are still trying to determine the whereabouts of the plane and if there are any survivors. Dujour's label, MegaRecords, has yet to release a statement, but they have released a limited-edition commemorative box set, complete with a CD-ROM history of Dujour in stores tomorrow.
Serena Altschul
If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!
Carson Daly